Felicia’s Gossip Column

Dear Diary,

Felicia just wrote a verbose diary entry and then somehow deleted the whole f***ing thing. It was a good one, too. Blah! Here’s a summary of Headlines because Felicia is too deflated to write the whole darn entry again:

1. Cranky Amelia’s Pie Strike to End Soon
2. Sign Up For Felicia’s Music/Announcement/Email List If You Want To Be In The Know
3. Alley to Open This Spring with Outdoor Seating and Table Service
4. Other Spring Surprises in Store
5. “Fudge You”
6. Wait, let Felicia pour herself some more Maker’s Mark….that’s better….
7. Felicia’s Is Your Home Away From Home, Even in the Dead of Winter
8. February Music includes Pamela Means, Jen Foster, Five 2 and Minden Jones, and the cello player Lindsay Mack Will Be Here in March!

So that’s Felicia’s summary, some of which doesn’t make sense without the full text, but accidental late night diary deletions cause mood swings for Felicia. Perhaps I’ll start over again later. Perhaps not.

Fondly (but with significant frustration),
Felicia